weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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