super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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