i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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