covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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