Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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