I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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