sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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