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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
