WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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