Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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