How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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