she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
