high people should be assigned attendants
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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