I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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