i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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