playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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