i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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