Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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