well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
sex in a hospital.. check
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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