Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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