this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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