Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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