I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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