I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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