i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
where am i from again
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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