maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You have to summon your inner elephant
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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