Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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