i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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