My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
