Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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