I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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