Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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