Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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