somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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