I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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