come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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