Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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