He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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