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You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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