I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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