beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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