so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
sex in a hospital.. check
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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