it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i drank out of a bidet.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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