Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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