connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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