no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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