Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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