At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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