Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
one might say we're banned from that church
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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