the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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