She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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